i dedicate this comic to the teacher who pulled me out of class in middle school to tell me my bra strap was showing and that i needed to get a jacket to cover it up so that i didnt distract the boys
dedicated to all teachers, school administrators, parents, dudes, dudettes, random ass strangers, politicians and dogs who think that is a woman’s duty to ensure that men aren’t ‘distracted’
this lady danced for all eternity
literally, mother nature.
I don’t care if I’ve already reblogged this.
so so beautiful
this is some Daphne and Apollo shit
Well, this is embarrassing
Left: Adrianne Palicki promo shot for NBC’s Wonder Woman.
Right: Kimberly Kane promo shot for ‘Wonder Woman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody’.
….is it just me or does the porno version outfit not only look WAY BETTER crafted and prettier, the actress also has more muscles, a nicer fitting chest piece and a waaay more fitting body type and skin tone.
Also the porno version doesn’t look more “feminine”/more sexy whatever.
That… is EMBARASSING
the “official” one looks like a really bad Halloween costume
I mean fuck the porno one has bigger wrist cuff I REPEATE: BIGGER WRIST CUFFS PORNO WOMAN IS BETTER DRESSED TO KICK ASS *cries*
can someone contact the designer of the porno
clearly he/she knows how a womans body works.
It’s embarrassing when the official looks a like a porn and the porn looks like the official thing.
The thing that makes me stunned the most is that even the boobs of the porn version are cupped and held in better by her clothing than those of the official thing…
The moment a porn movie treats the boobs of a woman with more subtlety than a big name production, some staff changes are in order.
Meanwhile at Marvel, Black Widow wears appropriate ass kicking attire, Thor is a woman and Captain America is black and DC is over there like: what do we do with *whispers* boob?
DC and Ubisoft should team up and maybe try to learn about women better and have a better understanding of them other than being an object for men.
Ja, is this a party?
Ja, a German sparkle party
Doitsu sparkle party
this post gets better every time i see it
Oh shine bright like a doistu!
one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves
I love it when Google Chrome screws up and they’re like “Fuck it here’s a tiny dinosaur pixel”
NOOO WHY DOES NO ONE GET IT REMEMBER THE SCENE IN ‘MEET THE ROBINSONS’?
GOOGLE CHROME SHOWS THAT LITTLE DINOSAUR PIXEL BECAUSE THEY CAN’T REACH THE WEBPAGE
the internet summed up in one gif set
STORY TIME KIDS. Lucas Grabeel who played Ryan Evans was 100% for making Ryan canonically gay, and spoke to Kenny Ortega at length to get Ryan to at least hold hands with a male student in the final scene. Grabeel is straight but thought it was so important for Disney viewers to see gay characters on TV, knowing that the HSM3 viewership was age 11+, when kids may start thinking about who they’re attracted to a bit more. basically Disney gave Lucas a flat out no and as a response wrote in Ryan’s relationship with Kelsi last minute (as speculation was already flying around about Kelsi being a lesbian). so even though disney screwed them over ortega told grabeel that he could do whatever he liked in the blooper reel and they’d include it in the DVD. hence above.
I reblog this every time its on my dashboard and I’m not even approaching embarrassed.
Saying Hello to the Dragon.
That is a fucking forest spirit and nobody will make me believe otherwise.
I told y’all pokémon are real
Shada lay, motionless, in the middle of the parking lot with her wings spread out on either side of her. She couldn’t feel her toes, fingers or tail, but at this point that was ok with her. Her grey skin was paler than usual and her clothes were normal for once as she looked up at the moon. Slowly she became aware of someone standing by her feet but she didn’t look at them and instead closed her glowing purple eyes, sighing softly. “Go ahead, kill me. I don’t care anymore.” That wasn’t entirely true, but she wanted to see what the stranger would do.
Cassandra was walking home from her grocery run until she notices a women laying in a parking lot near her home. Walking closer to this strange women she pauses with her blue eyes going wide with curiosity and wonder of why she had wings…And how her eyes could be such a glowing shade of purple. The statement caught her off guard. Blinking a few times she spoke up. ” No…” Cassandra said simply like if she would of if she was speaking to her self. Walking closer to the women’s face she shows her bag of groceries to the women. ” I just some food so i can make dinner…wouldn’t you rather join me instead of waiting for some one to kill you or the government take you away to study you or something crazy?” The Burnett muttered softly looking at her before smiling faintly trying to seem more friendly not want anything happening to the stranger.
The strange girl opened one luminescent eye at the sound of a voice reaching her pointed ears and ended up blinking both eyes open as she focused on the crinkling plastic bag. She looked up at the stranger instead and swallowed hard at her words, shuttering softly at the thought of being studied. “You…,” She had to clear her throat as her voice came out in a croak and she licked her dry lips before trying to speak again. “You’d invite a complete stranger to dinner? Even one that looks so… strange?” Her fangs flashed in the moonlight and her tail twitched as she started to breath normal again. The thought of food made the girl’s stomach grumble and she winced as she pulled her wings in, the aches of laying there so long effecting her. “Wh-Why? Why not just… call one of your governments to come study the odd creature you found? Seems like less trouble…” Truth be told, she didn’t want to move because of the wrapped wound under her shirt as she was sure her fall had damaged it more and laying still kept the pain away.
The new college student looked over the feathered women before giving a soft nod. Biting her bottom lip softly she gently spoke up a bit louder then before. ” Dinning with a life is better then dinning alone….and I my mind has created stranger visuals then how you appear.” Cassandra then Arched a brow looking at her before looking at her bracelet covered forearm. Spreading the bracelets she reveals the scars on her light skin from much self harm. ” I don’t call because I know what its like to lay in the middle of no where hoping for death… ” The Sapphire eyed girl offered her hand to the women while holding her bags in the other hand. ” I can promise I am not a bad cook.” She stated softly and warmly looking over at the women.
Shada blinked again as the woman above her spoke again and lifted her bracelets to show scars clearly caused by self harm. Her eyebrows crinkled as her hands moved unconsciously to rub at her own wrists, listening to human again. “I’m sorry you’ve experienced such a thing…” Her words were soft as she looked up at the other with sad purple eyes before, once again, blinking in confusion at the hand offered to her. Slowly she placed one slim, grey hand in the other’s pale one and clutched at her ribs before allowing the female to help her up. “At this point any food would be wonderful.” Her grey lips pulled up in a shy smile and she struggled to stay standing as she swayed from getting up so quickly. Black spots appeared before her eyes and she let go of the kind stranger, not wanting to drag her down if she fell over. The girl’s long tail swung wildly behind her, trying to stabilize her and her dark grey wings flared wide to catch her. “Oops, sorry. A bit dizzy.” She laughed and winced as the action caused her wound to ache in protest and she dug her fangs into her lower lip, cursing in her head at the pain.
Cassandra shrugged softly at women’s sorry about her past. ” Don’t be sorry for me… Its the past.” The 19 year old said as she pulled the enchanting creature. It was only a second later, as it seemed, that the women began to fall. Cassandra put her arms out ready to try to catch her if she took the tumble. Shaking her head she looked at the stranger . ” Hey don’t fret about it. Its fine. ” She said as she came to rest her hand upon the women’s shoulder. ” So first off when was the last time you ate? And second off what is hurting you so much?” The sapphire eyed girl boldly asked the women with worry in her eyes. Slipping her bag of Groceries up her arm as she looked the stranger up and down once more. ” If you need to lean on me, I don’t mind… lets just try to get you back to my place before someone notices you, or before you faint. ” She Suggested looking over at the women. With a free arm to provide incase she wanted it.
2. I’d marry you
3. I’d date you
5. I miss you
6. I’d kiss you
17. I’d hit you with a bus
18. I love you
20. Friends forever
21. Marry me
22. Your mine
23. I never want to lose you
Do these please
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